Monday, December 9, 2013

Talkative Corpse: NOW IN PAPERBACK! Also still FREE as a first-edition ebook!

Why would you NOT want to pick up a FREE copy of the first Kindle edition of my book THE TALKATIVE CORPSE today or tomorrow?

(freeeeeee!)


Perhaps because starting today in the createspace store, you can get the second, corrected edition of the same ebook for FREE with the purchase of the NEWLY MINTED PAPERBACK!

(Not exactly freeeee, but this link should give you a good deal till the Internests un-nest!))


CONVOLUTED! TWO FOR ONE! ONE FOR NOTHING! ALL IS ONE! ALL IS NOTHING!

(Here's a review, in case "free" isn't a good enough recommendation for you:)

Why should I read this crap, again?

Saturday, December 7, 2013

The market price for cris de coeur is currently: ZERO!

Therefore THE TALKATIVE CORPSE is priced accordingly, through Tuesday the 10th of December:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Talkative-Corpse-Love-Letter-ebook/dp/B00CAFUOG8/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1386451396&sr=8-4&keywords=Ann+Sterzinger

Yep, free through Tuesday.

Remember: Robert Ignatius Dillon's soul is also for sale, in the e-form of BEYOND THE BUSH, at the ridiculously extravagant price of half of a bar appetizer:

http://www.amazon.com/Beyond-Bush-Robert-Ignatius-Dillon-ebook/dp/B00GDL1HHA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386451499&sr=8-1&keywords=Robert+Ignatius+Dillon

Both coming soon to a paperback near you, but you know, is anything really more real than anything else?


Friday, December 6, 2013

Check me out, I got something besides translation accomplished anyway: LOOK, MORE FREE SHIT!! And paperbacks.

ONLY TWO DAYS till the paperback POD edition of THE TALKATIVE CORPSE is officially released!

Better still, I have put up (pending Amazon's approval, should take about 12-48 hours) this re-edited text (of course I re-edited it; do you really expect me to reformat anything whatsoever without finding additional nits to pick?) as a SECOND EDITION KINDLE VERSION, at the discounted price of $3.50!

This second edition Kindle version will also be available absolutely FREE to anyone who purchases the paper version, through Amazon's Matchbook program. It's like getting one copy for your digital self and one free Christmas gift for your favorite Luddite!

BETTER EVEN STILLER THAN THAT, from tomorrow, Dec. 7 through Tuesday, Dec. 10 I am GIVING AWAY the first edition Kindle version for absolutely FREE, so you can mock all the typos I missed last April. You're welcome. *As always, all Kindle books can be read on any device. Also as always, all Hopeless books are available as free review PDFs.